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Thursday, November 17, 2005

The Meme Network..

..The original one of these has 99 questions...I didn't answer all 99.

1. Name: [Insert First Name] Corey Long

2. Age: 29

3. Religion: A little Judaism, Buddhist, Humanist, Christian

4. Single or Taken? Happily Single.

5. What does your name mean? According to Behind the name: From a surname which was possibly either derived from the Old Norse given name Kori (of unknown meaning), or else meant "ravine" in Gaelic.

6. Height: 6'5

7. Nickname: Big C, Coco, C-Lo

8. Name of a childhood stuffed animal: Umm Daffy Duck?


WHAT IS YOUR...

9. Computer: Toshiba Satellite laptop & Acer laptop.

10. Living Situation: home alone

11. Pets: dogs


DO YOU?

12. Speak another language? Yes, profanity...That's not a language? Well fuck you too pal!

13. Play a musical instrument? Harmonica, Kazoo

14. Watch more than 2 hours of TV a day? I watch more than 12 hours of TV some days.

15. Wear grandma underwear (gals) or tighty whities (guy): Nah, boxer briefs

16. Own an I-pod? Couldn't live without it.

17. Have a will? Like anyone would want what I own, other than my Xbox.


HAVE YOU EVER?

18. Worn underwear of the opposite sex? No

19. Used a condom as a water balloon? Many times

20. Slid down your stairs in a box, sleeping bag, or some sort of vehicle? Hell yeah

21. Peed your pants in public? Not intentionally

22. Pulled an all nighter? No, I was a good studier

23. Been stalked or stalked someone? Nah

24. Had more than 30 people at your house? No

25. Tried to flush other things down the toilet besides the usual? Depends on what you consider the 'usual'.

26. Where do you want to go in Europe? Bulgaria, Bosnia....Seriously I'd love to go back to Spain

27. Talked to a stranger thinking they were someone you knew? Yeah, that's one of the easiest ways to pick up women.

28. Slept so long you forgot what day it was? Yeah, during a sickness I slept for over 34 hours

29. Been to a wedding in which you didn't think the two should get married? No.

30. Tripped or fell in public? I'm clumsy as hell

31. Misspelled your own name? No


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT (answer in detail)

32. United States military in the Middle East: Good luck boys, come home soon.

33. Gay Marriage: Anyone who wants to get married, good luck. Better you than me.

34. The Face book: Dave and I should've created this.

35. Prayer in School: I have no problem with prayer groups, but not during class time. Less prayer, more physics.

36. Michael Jackson: One of the least attractive white women on earth.

37. Our educational system: Florida's is particularly shitty.

38. Desperate Housewives: I'd totally bang Nicolette Sheridan

39. Myspace.com: Dave and I should've created this.


FAVORITES...

43. Movie: Shawshank Redemption, Office Space

44. Cartoon Character: Daffy Duck/Wile E. Coyote

45. Television Show: CNN's The Situation Room.

46. Food: Steak

47. Drink: Vodka

48. Book: Music for Chameleons (Truman Capote)

49. Sports Team: Hmmm...I'll take the New York Mets over the New York Jets by a small margin.

50. Band: Robert Randolph & The Family Band

51. Animal: Dogs

52. Actor/actress: Jack Nicholson


DO YOU BELIEVE IN?

53. Love at first sight: Sure

54. Angels: Only on halloween

55. The Devil: No

56. Ghosts: Yes

57. Reincarnation: Yes

58. Heaven: Yes

59. Hell: Yes


THIS OR THAT (c'mon, tell us why too)?

60. So Cal or Bay Area: Los Angeles is closer to Vegas and has more options of entertainment than any other city on earth.

61. Coke or Pepsi: Don't drink soda

62. The Simpsons or Family Guy: The Simpsons

63. Puffy or 2Pac: Puffy...2Pac is vastly overrated. Puffy is an empire.

64. Canada or Mexico: To live? Canada...To get drunk and shack up with some co-ed from another state? Mexico

65. Reality TV or Reality: Reality

66. Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro: Pacino

67. IBM or Apple: Apple

68. Pro-life or Choice: Pro-Choice

69. Pro-death penalty or not: For the most part no, I agree with it in some cases though.

70. 80s or 90s: 80s

71. Greek or Roman: Roman

72. Reading or Writing: Writing

73. Grunge or Emo: WTF is Emo?

74. Photos or Paintings: Paintings.

75. Irish or Italian: They talking about food? Italian

76. Yankees or Red Sox: Mets

77. Nike or Reebok: Both

78. Dreadlocks or Afros: Afros

79. Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson: Alicia Keys

80. Action or Horror: Action

81. Blondes or Brunettes: Redheads


SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS...

82. Would you swish diarrhea in your mouth for a minute for a million dollars? Lemme think on that

83. Give up a body part for money? Nah

84. Most attractive accent? Australian

85. What is your biggest pet peeve? Bad driving

86. Toilet paper over or under? Over

87. Pimp your ride, what would you do to it? Throw on some 22s, new system, 6" monitors in the headrest, new interior

88. Who would you meet from history? Malcolm X

89. Travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Spain, Brazil

90. Meet a leader of some sort, political, religious, etc, who would it be and why: Malcolm X...I liked his message.

91. Have any dream job, what would it be: I dream of owning something and bossing people around.

92. Have three wishes, what would they be? Money, Power, Respect (It's the key to life)

93. Where do you think you'll be in five years, location wise: The Beltway or out West.

94. Do you want to get married (why/why not): Not particularly but I'd like a long-term relationship

95. If your spouse died, do you think you could remarry? No.

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Monday, November 14, 2005

Still Counting...

...I enjoyed my birthday weekend, it was quite enjoyable and I even got a bump on Myspace. (Why didn't we think of that idea Dave!!) Only problem seemed to be the rash of phone calls between 8:30-9:30 a.m. on Saturday.

I had a problem with this for two reasons:

1) I was sleeping

2) Everyone else should have been sleeping.

What part of "I work nights" don't people understand? I work nights, I don't wake up until noon. That's a perc for working nights while the normal people get to live normal lives. I'm really appreciative of everyone who called or sent a text message, but I would've been more appreciative if the calls came after 11 a.m....Just consider it future advice.

As for gifts...I'm not sure, I haven't check my mail in a few days but I'm sure I got something from my parents. The hot neighbor actually got me bagels, which is both thoughtful (I love bagels) and funny. Honestly, I'm not a big one for birthdays. They come, they go, they come again. Birthdays aren't exciting to me...But the Super Bowl? That's a different story.

The day itself was very peaceful. People kept asking what I was going to do, but I had a Saturday off and just wanted to bask in that for a while. I don't throw parties and I'm too old to go on a drinking binge. I think my friend Kellie and I will do something Monday and I'll officially call an end to my birthday weekend. Contrary to popular belief, it's been a good one. Maybe I'll throw a party next year.

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