Now This Is a Shocked Jock...
If you're ever considering being a DJ, you better keep it clean or just don't marry Hayley.
Mr [Hayley] Shaw upset his wife when he announced over the air that he would leave her and their two young children for Ms Marsh.
The item description for the [Lotus Esprit Turbo] on eBay read: "I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."
Mrs Shaw, who admitted she had sold the car after a few drinks, said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me.
The sales price? .50 pounds (less than a U.S. Dollar).
And the feedback for the seller is great.
Scorned Wife Shocks DJ Hubby [
BBC]
Listing of Bargain Lotus [
eBay]
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Enter The Caption Contest (#9)
So intrigued by his aura, Sheffield leans in during a home run celebration to get a better whiff of Jeter's cologne.
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The Straight Line...
I have to get into drawing again. People might be surprised by this but I was quite the aspiring artist in my younger days. I used to draw caricatures of my classmates during my pysch class in high school. It was an easy class. The capitalist in me thinks I should've charged people.
However, I haven't drawn anything in almost 10 year, but my co-worker did a story on David O'Keefe last week and after visiting his website I decided to start trying to draw again.
Drawing is a little different than riding a bike for me, I've completely lost my touch. A few nights ago I bought a cheapo sketch pad and some pencils (and a pencil sharpener) just to start sketching simple things like logos and letters, etc. Right now my biggest problem is a straight line.
And it's a bit frustrating. I used to be able to draw off of a picture, good stuff too. I think all this golf I play has ruined all of my other skills. I need to take up archery again too.
Nonetheless I'm enjoying the few minutes a night doodling, if I come up with something worthwhile I might scan it and display it. Although I wouldn't expect anything soon considering a can't even draw a line.
David O Keefe [
Website]
Lively Artworks Seem Real -- With a Twist [
The Ledger]
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