...die of a massive heart attack. Give my best to those in the underworld Ken Lay. Don't be offended if random people stop by to spit on your grave. You got off way too easy.
...I know you read Bill Simmons and I had to beat you to the punch on this one.
I can guarantee this video was made in the 80s and if there is something worse, I hope to never see it.
Here's Carl Lewis trying to quiet those sexuality rumors by hanging out in a sauna with tons of women (although the ending is VERY disturbing) with his video "Break It Up"