The Cynic
A cynical spin on the news.
Thursday, October 28, 2004

A Whole Load of Junk..

You and Cheney in a little white carriage
That's what I call a real gay marriage
Sodomized by Halliburton whenever they please
You lucky you ain't got---venereal disease
And your pal running Californy
Groping women cos he's so horny
Arnold Fornicator, what a masturbator
Almost half as bad as Ralph Nader

-- David Boyle

I'd be wrong not to mention the musical genius known as David Boyle. Boyle ummm...inked the internet audioblog hit song G.W.P. The 'G', stands for George, the 'W' stands for...'W' and you can guess what the 'P' stands for.

It's sampled from Rick James' (bitch!) Superfreak and it sounds like it was recorded in a public restroom. That being said, the rhymes are ambitious and funny if nothing else and since GW can kiss my ass as well, I'm promoting it.

So go to the Tofu Hut and scroll down about 60-65% of the way for lyrics and the MP3 track for G.W.P.,. The hope is that we can get this young man a recording deal, mainly because he's 50 times better than William Hung.

Moving on.

I had a great time at Brew's farewell throwdown last night. I probably could've done without the $48 meal at the trendy, overpriced downtown steakhouse. But the filet went down easy. It was nice to see a lot of the Sentinel people that I don't see too often.

It was a festive event, at least until the final hour according to a source close to me, and I'm sad to see Brew go. I've only known the guy for a couple of years but it feels like I've known him forever, especially considering how hard it is to find NBA fans anymore.

I guess the only bad thing was Aline telling me, "your paper endorsed Bush right?"...Well NO, our PUBLISHER endorsed Bush and no one from the editorial staff was willing to write the endorsement in the paper. So the publisher did it himself. But I have no beefs with the man, he's old and white, who else would he vote for?

Moving on.

Tomorrow. I'm going to do my official Election Day predictor, state-by-state...I'll probably do it "roll call" style, like they do at the conventions....i.e. "We're representing the great state of Alabama, where the teeth-to-mouth ratio has climbed to a state record 5-to-1!!!. And we give our 23 delegates to John Kerry!!!...In 2000 I got 48 of the 50 states correct, I missed Wisconsin and Tennessee. Silly me thought Gore would actually carry his home state.

As for now, I need to write a column and go pay some bills. Enjoy.

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