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Thursday, March 11, 2004

Dutch Officials: "No More Sex With Ponies"

AMSTERDAM -- Two Dutch political parties called Wednesday for laws prohibiting sex with animals after a man suspected of having sex with a pony was set free.

Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony's owner caught him by surprise in his stable.

"He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said.

However, sex with animals isn't a crime.

"It's disgraceful," said a Dutch council represented while taking a puff out of his marijuana joint and propositioning a prostitute. "These sort of actions give our land a bad name."

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