Not willing to give her longhands the rest to spend the billion dollars she's worth, author J.K. Rowling plans an 8th Harry Potter Book and this time she promises a new, grown up Harry.

She promised the latest book would include more romance for the boy wizard, but hinted he would also face a terrible ordeal. She added that she planned to try a "completely different genre" of writing when she has finished the seventh book, but did not specify.

However, we at the Cynics have learned that Harry Potter: Bitches, Big Screen TVs and 40s is in the works. Harry decides to do away with the magic in the wand and start doing the magic in the bedroom.

"We can't release all the plans right now," said a representative from Rowling, speaking under anonymity. "But Harry is going to bring the Hogwarts from the wizard club to the strip club."