Furious over the charges that John Kerry (a.k.a. The Notorious J.F.K.) wants to be the "second black president" in the United States, the founder of the Andrew Young National Center for Social Change, Paul Diane Harris wants an apology.

"John Kerry is not a black man — he is a privileged white man who has no idea what it is in this country to be a poor white in this country, let alone a black man."

Spokesmen for Kerry said his comments were a lighthearted reference to Bill Clinton's success within the black community however, it doesn't appear that they will back down.

"Yo, Jiggie Smalls is where it's at fo shizzle," said a Kerry spokesman. "All you mark ass bustas need to raise him and respect J.F.K."