Who the Hell Needs Simon When You've Got Mary Jane?
HURLEY, New York -- Art Garfunkel
pleaded guilty to marijuana possession in upstate New York and paid $200 in fines.
The trooper who stopped the limo, in which Garfunkel was the lone passenger, smelled marijuana and found a bag containing 6 grams of the drug in Garfunkel's jacket pocket, police said.
Garfunkel tried to use the "Don't you know who I am?" defense, but surprisingly the officer knew "Hey you're the talentess half of Simon and Garfunkel!"
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