Secret is Out, Hillary IS a Tough Guy
In a potential shocker
Men's Journal released the Top 25 "Tough Guys" in America and low and behold the former first lady and New York's junior Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was named to the list.
"Hell yeah, I'm a bad bitch," said the excited Clinton. "There's all this talk about Oprah this and Rosie O' that, but I can and will kick both their asses."
Clinton than let out a huge belch and said she was going to eat a bloody steak and "break off" one of her assistants. Clinton came in a No. 25, right behind human crash test dummy Rusty Haight, who has been in 740 car wrecks.
It's the first time Men's Journal has put a woman on the list, senior editor Tom Foster said.
"I think just looking at what she's been through and what she represents, that sort of stood for itself," Foster said.
"Would you mess with her?"
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