ABC Picks Up Pilots For "No See TV" Night..
The soon-to-be Comcast-owned network has picked up
six pilots, including ones by pop tart and reality show hound Jessica Simpson and another one by 80s has-been John Stamos.
Simpson's pilot has her playing Jessica Sampson, an extremely spoiled and annoying girl who says stupid things that frustrate her boyfriend...Rick Lachey.
Less is know about Stamos' pilot except that he's a guy named Jesse who's career is overshadowed by his more successful wife.
"I wonder where he comes up with these ideas," said one naive ABC executive.
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