I've been crushing on this manager at Enterprise Rent-A-Car recently. During the football season I'm a frequent customer so she's seen me a bit and naturally she's blown away by my boyish good looks and irresistable charm.

Anyway, I try to keep the flirting to a minimum, but I had a golden opportunity today as she checked me in.

Enterprise blondie: So did you head up to Tallahassee this weekend?

Me: Nope, went to Jacksonville.

Enterprise blondie: You went to the game.

Me: Sure did.

Enterprise blondie: You go to the games a lot. Do you have a problem getting tickets.

Me: Nah, I get as many as I need for whichever game I want to go to (total lie, but it sounded good).

Enterprise blondie: Could you get me tickets for the Thanksgiving weekend?

Me: Sure...how many you need?

Enterprise blondie: Two

(SHIT!)

Me: Sure, no problem...who are you taking?

(Please say "sorosity sister")

Enterprise blondie: My boyfriend

(SHIT!)

Me: I can do that...so how long you been dating?

Enterprise blondie: Over a year, he's a big fan too...

Me: Ahhh that's good.

Enterprise blondie: Yup that's not a problem is it?

Me: What your boyfriend?

Enterprise blondie: Yeah...

Me: Nah....I can get around boyfriends....it's husbands that give me trouble. Have a good day.

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