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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Memorial Day Meme

And back to bad music videos tomorrow!

1. Are you in a relationship? No

2. Do you hate more than 3 people? Hmmm, define hate.

3. How many houses have you lived in? two houses, 1 co-op (a northeastern term for condo), 1 condo, five apartments.

4. What is your favorite candy bar? Snickers Cruncher

5. What are your favorite shoes? My black loafers.

6. Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, I used to be quite the prankster.

7. What was your least favorite subject this year? Ummm math :)

9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD? I was given the "Hit me Baby" CD by a radio station at the club I worked at back in 1999 but I lost it a few years later.

10. Have you ever thrown up in public? No.

11. Name something that's always on your mind? The magazine.

12. What is your favorite music genre? Hip-Hop, Hard Rock, Older pop music.

13. What is your sign? Scorpio

15. Do you like beer? Not particularly, more into cider and hard liquor.

16. Have you ever made a prank call? Oh yeah.

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Currently? Not really embarassed with any of them. I have owned some doozies like Shaq's first CD, Ace of Base, etc., etc.

18. HI? Not really into drugs, but thanks.

19. What is your favorite color? Green

20. How many watches do you own? Three

21. Winter or Summer? Winters in Florida

22. Spring or fall? Those seasons don't really exist here.

23. What is your favorite color to wear? Is Denim a color?

24. Pepsi or Sprite? Iced Tea, preferably sweet.

25. What color is your cell phone? Gray

26. Where is your second home? Las Vegas

27. Have you ever slapped someone? No, someone would get stabbed.

28. Have you ever had a cavity? My teeth are well taken care of.

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two

30. How many video games do you own? Hmmm...Systems? I own five, but four of them are decisively old school..

31. What was your first pet? My cocker spaniel Duffy.

32. Have you ever had braces? No

33. Do looks matter? Yes.

34. Do you use Chapstick? No.

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie? Men's Warehouse.

37. Are you too forgiving? Not particularly. I hold grudges.

38. How many children do you want? One

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No clue what that is.

40. What is your favorite breakfast? Oatmeal

41. Do you own a gun? Yes and yes I have a license...and yes I will shoot you and no I won't regret it.

42. Have you ever thought you were in love? That sort of thought process is conceding defeat.

43. When was the last time you cried? March 24th, I was reading a letter send to me by a former co-worker right after I left the paper and it brought tears. My mom called me a waterhead. I love mom.

44. What did you do 2 nights ago? Actually ran 4K Friday evening.

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden? December or early January of 2002 on a date with Stacy. I'm not big on the Olive Garden but it was a great date.

46. Have you ever called your teacher mom? No....my mom cursed out a couple of them with me laughing hysterically in the background. I tended to be quite the braggart.

47. Have you ever been in a castle? I go home to one daily.

48. What are your nicknames? Big C, Coco.

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50. Have you ever been to Kentucky? Yes, on three occasions.

51. Do you own something from Banana Republic? Absolutely not.

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now? The magazine.

53. Have you ever called someone Boo? Yes and it was NFL football player Boo Williams.

54. Do you smoke? Possibly a cigar once every leap year.

55. Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56. Are you happy with your life right now? Yes

57. Do you dye your hair? I have before to stop a patch of grey.

58. Does anyone like you? Lots of people.

59. Who's your best friend? Hard to say, I have four very close ones who all fit the role. I'm generally closest to John because his dad is dying and he needs me the most.

60. What were you doing May of 1994? Preparing for graduation.

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Like I'd admit to that one.

62. McDonald's or Wendy's? Wendy's

63. Do you like yourself? I am admittedly my biggest fan.

64. Are you closer to your mother or father? Truly I am closer to both each day.

65. Favorite feature of the opposite sex? Smile.

66. Are you afraid of the dark? I sleep with every television on the house. I don't like the pitch black.

67. Have you ever eaten paste? Nah.

68. Do you have a webcam? No.

69. Have you ever stripped? No.

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