This story is just too funny for words. [Nova Scotia Chronicle Herald]. Look how proud she is in those photos.

An Amherst woman who got caught trying to sneak across the U.S. border in the trunk of her American fiance’s sports car says the couple, who met online, will find a way to spend their lives together despite any legal obstacles.

Dora Arlene Sauveur, 36, was arrested July 19 at the border crossing at Houlton, Maine, and served 23 days in a county jail at Bangor, Maine. Her friends started calling her "trunk monkey" and "suitcase" after her arrest.

*giggles* Trunk Monkey.

The quote of the story is however:

"It’s kind of crazy to ban someone for 20 years," she said. "If I had a trunk full of drugs or a trunk full of guns or a bunch of Mexicans stuffed in the trunk, it’d be different, but I don’t think we did it in such a mean way that that’s the punishment we should put up with."

Ahh yes, the old "bunch of Mexicans" argument comes out again. Bottom line is this: Canada and America should keep their crazies at home...and away from the computer.