Yeah new year, new meme!

70 questions for you to answer

1) Do you snore? Yes. I've went over this already.

2) Are you a lover or a fighter? More of a fighter.

3) What's your worst fear? Death.

4) As a kid, were you a Lego Maniac? I'm still a Lego Maniac. I have a few buckets full of the blocks and when I have spare time I'll build some cool replica.

5) What do you think of "REALITY" TV? I like stuff like "Dog the Bounty Hunter" for entertaining reality. Those Real World challenges are as guilty a pleasure as I have.

6) Do you chew your straws? No

7) Were you a cute baby? Adorable, big eyes and a fro-hawk.

8) Is the single life for you? Absolutely. I go through girlfriends very quickly and usually they aren't my girlfriends :)

9) What color is your keyboard? black

10) Do you sing in the shower? Sure.

11) Have you ever bungee jumped? Nope.

12) Any secret talents? I'm about a 212 average bowler.

13) What's your ideal vacation spot? Dominican Republic

14) Is Jay Leno funny? No.

15) Can you swim? No.

16) Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"? No.

17) Do you give a crap about the ozone? Yes.

18) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I bite into lollipops.

19) Can you sing the alphabet backward? Yep.

20) Have you ever been on an airplane? Yes, but I'm not thrilled with flying.

21) Are you an only child? No, I have a half-sister, Michelle.

22) Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener? electric

23) Do you give a crap about the Ozone? Hello repeat.

24) What's your stand on hunting? Only a pussy hunts with a gun.

25) Is marriage in your future? Marriage is unrealistic and generally a waste of time for a cynical bastard like myself.

26) Do you like your handwriting? Yeah

27) What are you allergic to? Aloe

28) Is Elvis still alive? Only in bad movies.

29) Do you cry at weddings? No, I drink.

30) How do you like your eggs? Over well.

31) Are blondes dumb? Some of the smartest people I know are blonde.

32) Where does the other sock end up? The dryer monster.

33) What time is it? 5:45 p.m.

34) Do you have a nickname? C-Lo

35) Is McDonalds disgusting? Yes and No.

36) When was the last time you were in a car? about an hour ago.

37) Do you prefer baths or showers? showers

38) Is Santa Claus real? Yes.

39) Do you like to have your neck kissed? Most women I date can't reach my neck.

40) Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes.

41) What are you addicted to? football

42) Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? creamy

43) Can you crack your neck? Yes

44) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No

45) How many times have you brushed your teeth today? Three

46) Is drug free the way to be? Yes

47) Are you a heavy sleeper? No

48) What color are your eyes? Brown

49) Do you like your life? Yeah

50) Who's better? Anyone but Bush

51) Are you Pyschic? Nah

52) Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"? Yes.

53) Do you play any instruments? Harmonica, Kazoo

54) Have you ever stolen money? Yes.

55) Can you snowboard? Nope

56) Dou you like camping? No.

57) Do you snort when you laugh? no

58) Do you believe in magic? no

59) Are dogs a man's best friend? Absolutely.

60) You believe in divorce? If the marriage isn't working out.

61) Can you do the moonwalk? No.

62) Do you make a lot of mistakes? Yes.

63) Is it cold outside today? No, beautiful day.

64) What was the last thing you ate? Graham Crackers.

65) Do you wear nail polish? No.

66) Have you ever been kissed? Yes.

67) Whats the most annoying tv commercial? Any of those 'Go Daddy' things.

68) Do you shop at american eagle? God no.

69) Favorite song at the moment? "Let's Get It" Young Jeezy.

70) Who was the last person you talked to? My mom, dinner is ready.

Peace.