Since a few of you were so white you were embarassed to take the test, I must applaud Mudge and Cam for doing so publicly and even Barry for doing it in private and admitting that even he underestimated his whiteness.

So here are the long-awaited answers.

1) Papa was obviously a rollin' stone.

2) Everyone knows you use the cover of an album to pick up the trash.

3) Don't EVER leave the gate open man, you'll kill us all!

4) You talkin' 'bout my momma? You're going to get your ass kicked.

5) Bill Withers needed somebody to lean on.

6) Momma told you to come home before the street lights come on (before dark is also acceptible)

7) Every black church has a building fund, which was actually a "buy the pastor a new Cadillac" fund.

8) "Love, Peace and Soooooooooooooooooooooul

9) The three acceptable quotes were: "You told Harpo to beat me", "Anything come fuh me?" or "I'z married now!"

10) These treats were called Cool Cups and you got them from the Candy Lady. Where I'm from they were just Italian Ices and you got them at every bodego under the sun.

11) You can't never ever ever ever ever ever hit yo momma....Don't even try.

12) Friday....and you know this....MANNNNNNNNNNN

13) It's A Different World (originally starred Lisa Bonet too, one of my childhood crushes)

14) Momma covered the couch with plastic. Actually we weren't allowed in the living room anyway.

15) Who else but Sidney Portier. I think there were only three black actors (Dick Gregory being the third) allowed to do movies in Hollywood until Melvin Van Pebbles came about.

16) Richard Pryor was Jo-Jo Dancer in a movie about his life.

17) Friday night is official "Fish Fry" night in the 'hood. Spaghetti is also acceptible.

18) Pliers to change the channel and a wire coat hanger for the reception. Either answer is acceptible.

19) "Don't ask for nothing!" and "Boy...don't embarass me in here"

20) Damn...DAMN...DAMN!!

There you go.