Yes I finally reached the infamous 10,000 hit count and I'm thrilled. I mean I'm thrilled in the sense that it's cool and people actually stop by here and stuff. If it was just me stopping by 10,000 times, well that would be kind of lame.

So anyway, 10,000...At this point I know who most of you are...You MIGHT know who I am, but the question is: How well do you know my people.

That's why you....My predominately white readership will take the black SATs...Yes, the black SATs to decide how familiar you are with the culture that continues to take over your life :).

The rules are simple. Give you answers in the comment box and I'll grade them. Anything over 60% and I'll be glad to invite you to my next family reunion...Yeah, right, who am I kidding. *I* won't even be at my next family reunion. So with that being said...take the damn quiz. And don't cheat because...well because that's just sad.

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1. "Papa was a ________ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dustpan, what would you use back in the day?

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need ________ to _________ on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday?

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30thyear.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and _______." (Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!)

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do youbuy it from?

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it?

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig andDay-Day?

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"?(Old School question)

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question)

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had toremind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

Good luck.