Well my Bush column was finished and as of this minute I haven't had a phone call or a email on it. My managing editor, however, went out of her way to say she loved it as did a few other co-workers. I'll leave it for public consumption. [The Ledger]

Then I surfed the net and read Roger Ebert's review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and I must just bow to the master (the last paragraph especially rules). [Sun Times]

As Chris Rock once so eloquently said:

"If I was as funny as Schneider (or Spade), I wouldn't have a career."