The Cynic
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Too Close for Comfort


I believe in love...it's all we've got!

Thanks to Dave Pell at Electablog [link] for that little diddy. It's fair to say that G-Dub and the Prince have gotten quite close in the last few days.

Quick television note for my male audience. Those of you who have cable or in Maese's case can mooch cable off of a friend should catch one of the dozen repeats of Trippin' on MTV [link]. Not for the environmental stuff, although that's perfectly good, but it's a half hour of Jessica Alba in wetsuits and bikinis...Hell I've watched it three times already.

Another note on Alba, it's impossible for anyone to think she isn't hot and anyone who thinks she isn't should be chained and beaten in public. I mean it should be a law, maybe Rick Santorum should sponsor the Alba law rather than trying to take away my free weather updates.

Been checking the news wires recently and I've found a few good things:

Look Ma, No Feet: It was a rough day for this skydiver from DeLand, FL. During a dive his legs were severed by a neighboring plane but he kept his cool (??) and still opened his parachute. He was taken to a hospital, he still died [Boston Globe].

Dan Who?: In this new conversative revolution the forgotten man is former VP Dan Qualye. Long before it was considered 'chic' to insult single mothers, hate gays, trash network television and butcher the english language this man was doing it. Hell W stole his schtick and got two terms out of it. So Republicans the least you could do is visit the man's museum in Kentucky or Indiana or wherever the hell he's from [Page Six].

Network Television Sucks: And no I haven't watched Desparate Housewives, I got plenty mileage out of the "Marcia Cross is a sexy, crazy whore" storyline off of Melrose Place. Teri Hatcher was hotter in the early years of Lois & Clark and I can see Eva Longoria at any San Antonio Spurs game. However we MUST MUST save Arrested Development [AP]. Especially if the alternative is "Who Wants to Fuck My Fat Sloppy Wealthy Boss Average Joe Millionaire".

Jacko's Wife Will Testify: I've stayed away from the Jacko case because I'm (as quiet as its kept) a MASSIVE fan. I truly think Off the Wall is the best pop album ever recorded. But I'm wondering how credible is any woman that actually let Jacko produce..TWO..kids with her? [CNN]

For the Mom Who Has Everything: If you don't know what to get your mom for Mother's Day, be like this guy and freeze her until some new stuff comes out. [Newsday]

Happy reading.

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