Jenna's iPod...
So we've discussed W's musical tastes, let's talk about his daughter...She obviously loves music and occasionally getting on all fours and dry humping at trendy NYC night clubs (seen her around Mudge?) [
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Now granted we're going back to my P.S. 41 days, but I will admit that hearing "Da Butt" will make one do some crazy dancing..
Otherwise, it's gotta suck for Barbara to always be referred to as "the other Bush daughter". She's not as attractive...and frankly Jenna provides a better opportunity for the chance that one of my friends from the city will call me at 4 a.m. and claim he banged her in a bathroom...
Now this being said...We know there's a Jenna Bush sex tape out there and once cowboy leaves office this sucker will be leaked and sell...oh...50 million more copies than Paris Hilton's crap..
So now that the image of Jenna freaking some UT PIKE is in your head, I wonder what's on her iPod..
I'm automatically saying "Rump Shaker" by Wreckz-N-Effectz (or however you spell that groups name), you fill in the rest..
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