After a week like this...We need to go to the scorecards.

Terri Schiavo? Dead (finally)...[The Ledger]

Johnnie Cochran? Dead of brain tumor. [NYT]

The Pope? Still alive, but barely. Actually he's probably dead but the Vatican isn't admitting it yet. Nope, he's a goner too [CNN]

Keith Richards? Somehow still alive. [Bloomberg]

Scott Peterson? Will die soon. [AP Wire]

Robert Blake? Alive, free, broke and looking for work. [Houston Chroncle]

Mitch Hedberg? Dead after OD. [Baltimore Sun]

Frank Perdue? Just recently dead. [NPR]

Pat Buchanan? He's likes extra dressing on the side. [CNN]

Bill Kristol? Creamed. [Movie File]