The subject head says it all. Jill's blog is quite witty actually, Mudge is just angry.

Recently I had a date with a scientologist, but that story is for another day. And no I didn't know she was a scientologist ahead of time and no it normally wouldn't matter. Hell I've dated Catholics so you know I have no standards :).

Bad 80s videos will be coming back in the next day. I think we're going to have to figure out a way to close this war out, possibly through a third party mediator and voting.

Anyhoo, here's the damn meme!

1. What curse word do you use the most? It's a toss up between shit and fuck. So when we get to the derivatives I tend to say fucking and muthafuck more than shitty. So fuck it is. And yes I curse a lot and yes I curse unknowingly.

2. Do you own an iPod? Yes.

3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most? Kellie.

4. What time is your alarm clock set for? Around 7:40

5. What color is your room? Ugly ass light lime green. I'm going to repaint it as soon as I move past this lazy stage.

6. Flip flops or sneakers? I have nice feet, I think it's because I don't wear flip flops or sandals as they are called in the literate part of America.

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture.

8. What was the last movie you watched? "Thank you for Smoking", it was very funny.

9. Do any of your friends have children? My best friend Johnny has two, they are two of the cooler, funnier kids you'll ever meet.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Sure and sometimes it's accurate.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? No, I have horrific sleep apnea, it does no good.

12. What CD is currently in your CD player? Best of INXS, I don't listen to it. I bought that CD Player three years ago when I lost my iPod charger right before a trip to Vegas.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Both.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? No.

15. Have you ever given someone a hickey? Not recently.

16. Who was the last person to call you? My friend Cesar.

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Sure.

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? Word, I was all about Road Runner/Coyote, still am. These days I watch Family Guy and Hunger Force (Frylock is the shit).

19. How many siblings do you have? My sister Michelle, she's almost 10 years other and a Yankees fan so she's imperfect.

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? Sometimes. I find if I like a person I tend to be shy.

21. What movie do you know every line to? Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Beverly Hills Cop.

22. Do you own any band t-shirts? No.

23. What is your favorite salad dressing? One of those yuppie vinagerettes.

24. Do you read for fun? I read to learn.

25. Do you cry a lot? No.

26. Who was the last person to text message you? Taryn.

27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Two laptops and a desktop, one and a half of them work.

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? No.

29. What is the weather like? Hotter than a snake's ass.

30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? No, a tat on the small of the back is always a winner.

31. Is sex before marriage wrong? Who's marriage are we talking about?

32. When was the last time you slept on the floor? Around New Year's

33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? Four hours.

34. Are you in love or lust? With you?

35. Are your days full and fast-paced? Huh.

36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Calories nope, just fiber content.

37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 30

38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Not really, which is a little surprising since I'm a journalist and editing is my job. I fucking hate people who don't spell out words though. L8R is not a fucking word and if you do that you are an asshole! :)

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes, Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey on many occasions from the ages of 5-14

40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? Generally women.

41. Do you like cottage cheese? I don't think so but I love ricotta cheese...I know they aren't the same thing but shouldn't they be?

42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? I'm unpredictable.

43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay? Oh yeah, all kinds of stuff.

44. Do you enjoy giving hugs? Sometimes.

45. What song did you last sing out loud? "Snap Your Fingers" by Lil Jon, it's an addictive little diddy.

46. What is your favorite TV show? "Entourage" rules the earth.

47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? Hmmm...Not really a celebrity, but I'd love to have lunch with Dick Schapp.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? First day of new job.

49. What one thing do you wish you had? A better copier at work.

50. Favorite lyrics? "Moondance" by Van Morrison. Strange choice I know but it's such a beautiful song in my opinion. It probably has some hidden meaning to a death or something.