Thoughts on the Flight Home...
Basically a memory of the thoughts I had during the day of my flight back from Las Vegas.
-- It has to suck being a Vegas cabbie, with the airport so close to the strip and all. Only $7-8 ride as compared to the New York cabbies who can nail a rider for $25 from LaGuardia to Midtown
-- Being in the Vegas airport makes me realize how good we have it in Tampa. I can't explain it but TIA runs so smoothly.
-- I hate flight delays...Especially when they mean my flight attendant of choice won't be making it.
-- Speaking of which, it's no longer cool to fantasize about flight attendants unless you're a gay man. The day of hot chick stewardesses is over :(
-- Nothing irks me more than older people quoting Chappelle's Show. I liked the "Day in the Life of Lil' Jon" as much as anyone but I don't need the 40+ guy sitting across from me saying "Yeah...What? What?"
-- Hmmm while listening to R Kelly I realize that if this plane goes down I don't want to die listening to R Kelly.
-- Speaking of albums. Dr. Dre 2001 is the best hip-hop CD ever and the best comeback CD ever. This I will not discuss.
-- I hate comical pilots. Flying shouldn't be fun.
-- Earth, Wind and Fire was a very underrated R&B band.
-- If the Timberwolves can win Tuesday, I think they've got a shot against the Lakers..
-- Who am I kidding? The fucking Lakers are going to win it all.
-- My favorite Britney video has to be "I'm a slave for you", mainly because she was all sweaty and slutty looking. Excellent stuff.
-- BTW where does Britney Spears rate on the "Super-hot chick" scale? She's obviously not near Beyonce, but how close is she.
-- Speaking of hot chicks, after seeing Lindsay Lohan up close this weekend, photos and television do NOT do her justice. Man she's smoking.
-- Oh okay LaToya got voted off of American Idol, but nah that show isn't racist...Just a fucking joke. Jasmine is basically one notch above William Hung.
-- What's worse? Taking off or landing?
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