Ranking the Worst (Part 3)
We're hitting in the meat of the countdown. And we discover that worst might also mean overplayed.
30. Greatest Love of All-Whitney Houston ... 1986
No...not at all. This was pre-cocaine Whitney when she not only had talent but a beautiful voice. Pretty much any Whitney from 1985-1990 was a winner. Her hair weaves...that's another story.
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's-Deep Blue Something ... 1995
Bad song made worst by heavy heavy rotation on every station outside of Urban stations (which didn't exist in many circles back in 1995)
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland-John Mayer ... 2001
Straight money. All John Mayer songs suck. He's a no-talent folk singer who'd be laughed at by REAL folk singers.
27. The Final Countdown-Europe ... 1987
Well hair band songs should be illegal. This song had an okay sound, the lyrics sucked but with a hair band you take what you get.
26. The End-The Doors ... 1967
I'd download it but I'm not a big fan of the Doors.
25. I'll Be Missing You-Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 ... 1997
Again, not a bad song. Probably better than the follow up "
Mo Money Mo Problems" which had the annoying voice of Mase and even more overplay potential. I'll just write this off as the world not being ready for a guy named Puff Daddy dominating the pop charts.
24. Five for Fighting-Superman ... 2000
Okay the name Five for Fighting is bad enough. I tried to put a melody to this song because it's very familiar, however after reading the
lyrics, I'll take Blender's word for it.
23. Sunglasses at Night-Corey Hart ... 1984
Yet another terrible entertainment figure that brings shame to the name Corey.
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)-Toby Keith ... 2002
This guy is just a jackass. I mean I could why he'd be so angry considering he's made millions off of writing bad songs about being an ignorant redneck.
21. Two Princes-Spin Doctors ... 1992
I liked the Spin Doctors, I always thought they were just five homeless guys from Queens who liked to jam together. Didn't the lead singer have rickets or something?
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