Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, facing mounting calls for action from within his own party, ordered Attorney General Bill Lockyer on Friday to intervene immediately to stop San Francisco from granting marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

"Stop it judges! People of San Francisco GET OUT NOW!! I Will Save you!!!," said an exasperated Governor.

"Because the City and County of San Francisco's actions are directly contrary to state law and present an imminent risk to civil order, I hereby direct you to take immediate steps to obtain a definitive judicial resolution of this controversy."

When later asked about his well-publicized days as a bodybuilder who admittedly loved multiple-partner orgies and the effects that could have on society, the governor had a more direct point.

"That's different, he said. We were all high."