...yes I've taken a recent dump on my blog but with Mudge closing his doors and Jilly getting a haircut, I decided I needed to attempt my 10th or 11th comeback (at times I forget).

Maybe I'll write more and just do it in shorter verses. In actuality my life isn't so interesting.

So with this come back I'm going to somewhat re-introduce myself by doing a self-imposed Q&A stolen directly from "Inside the Actors Studio" (one of my favorite shows).

Corey, what's your favorite word: 'Sweet'. I like that word. Something good happens in a friend's life. I might reply, 'Sweet'

Corey, what's your least favorite word: 'Wrong'. I don't like being wrong whether it's a question or an action. I don't have to be right, but there's no debate when you are wrong.

Corey, what turns you on: 'A sense of humor and enough confidence to make fun of yourself'. A nice generous 'C' cup doesn't hurt either. But in general I think we take ourselves and this life we live a little too seriously.

Corey, what turns you off: 'Ignorance'. I hate people who are just ignorant to society and will let anything spew out of their mouths without a clue of how shallow it might sound. We can all learn more each day and should want to learn more. People who are ignorant to everything in society still have the same voting and decision-making rights as I do. That should change.

Corey, what's your favorite sound: 'Group Laughter', I love hearing the sound of several people laughing. I love watching stand-up comedy for that reason. No. 2 is the sound of a dog yawning. I love that sound.

Corey, what's your least favorite sound: 'Sirens'. It's a repetitive, stinging, hard sound to withstand. And usually it means bad news for someone.

Corey, if you were not doing you chosen profession, what would you do: I'd try my hand at being an entertainer. An actor or a comedian. I actually think I could've been a good actor. Maybe not award-winning, but definitely a solid actor with some range and likeability. Think Kurt Russell but blacker and funnier.

Corey, what's your favorite curse word: 'Motherfucker'. I consider myself a well-schooled and practiced curser, but motherfucker is the one I love the most.

Corey, if heaven exists and you reach the pearly gates, what do you want god to tell you: "Your father has been waiting for you to get here. He wants to go bowling."

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