....In Mel Gibson's world, a great being sacrificed himself for the the sins of man (and took an incredible shit-kicking in the process)...

But what about the world of pop. You know, those shitty no-talent hacks like...Ashlee Simpson. I mean who sacrifices their own shitty career so that this asshat (who doesn't even have a nice rack like her sister) can thrive on TRL?

Well shitty pop acts, here's the man who sacrificed himself for you. All of you should line up and kiss his ass because he gave up a million-dollar record contract for you. He went from being managed by firms to having someone named Ina take his bookings, which will definitely be off-Broadway.

So while you all shoot your covers for US Weekly and release albums called "Autobiography" and "Irresitible", think of this hack who sacrificed a potentially lucrative career of bad music just to save your sorry asses.