Here's a shocker, Dr. Robert Atkins was fat. Yes I know I'm shocked too. I'm surprised that a guy who gorged on cheeseburgers as a "diet" died of a heart disease.

At 258 pounds, the 6-foot-tall Atkins would have qualified as obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's body-mass index calculator.

Of course his widow Veronica is outraged that someone would expose this truth and possibly spoil her mealticket. The wife of the late tub of lard actually criticized NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg for making jokes about his ever-expanding girth.

"I have been assured by my husband's physicians that my husband's health problems late in life were completely unrelated to his diet or any diet," she said.

Yeah....And drugs had nothing to do with Elvis' death either.